wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.

That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.

by Swat or not March 31, 2009

favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.

symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"

by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014

bill moser

A True Genius! A Tax God!

I just Bill Mosered my way to getting a huge refund!

by DA MIAMI GOD September 14, 2016

food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

r u mcserious

Slang. It’s another way of saying are you serious but only for former or current McDonald’s workers.

Hey we got 10 double cheeseburgers going out! R u mcserious?!

by B-rizzle February 27, 2019