Mario 

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon

I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died

Mario by God's shit hole May 17, 2023

Mario 

omofobo, transfobico, misogeno, razzista e disabile

Pische: mario gay
Fra: diocane.

Mario by Sprema May 29, 2023

Mario 

A word to describe good food from Walmart in online slang.

mama cooked up the goods, don't sleep on marios Walmart method you can get yourself sh*t like this

Mario by Minichin June 25, 2023

Mario 

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

Mario by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023

Mario 

Pretty much any Italian person.

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"

Mario by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023

Mario 

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

Mario by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

Mario 

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

Mario by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024