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maddox patch

A patch of hair on the head which is missed / remaining after attempting to shave the head completely bald....resembling an early hair-do of the young Maddox Jolie-Pitt.
My husband tried to shave his head completely bald with his razor, but he had a bit of a maddox patch remaining on top of his head.
by operagrl February 22, 2010
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Mad Dog

A crazy old git that sometimes gets as mardy as his arse even if you haven't done anything wrong. It's a gamble wether you're gonna piss him off or not or vice versa.
It's also a McPorritt that can't find anything to do with his hair, needs to pull his trousers up sometimes and drive a little quicker now and again.
by Bobby Ovlov September 10, 2010
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Maddox

Maddox is the nicest boy you will ever meet. He will love you forever. NEVER EVER let him go. Maddox is my life. I was down it the dumps and u was depressed then i met him. Now im the happiest ive ever been in my life. If you ever meet a maddox DO NOT LET HIM GO OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
by Breeschommer December 14, 2019
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maddox means

Maddox is a carring independent woman. She most likely will succeed in most things. A maddox is independent hard worker. She normally gets the job done. Maddox is a beautiful person. She will all ways stick up for people even when there not her friends.

But you should all ways have a maddox In your life. If you have one don't let go there rare.
Boy 1: man maddox means is an independent woman
Boy 2: yes and cute
by Bluewalker November 8, 2017
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Mad Dog

When a man goes down on a woman for some of the "clam chowder soup" ya know...."eatin some sweet n' sour sushi" and she is occupying chlamydia unbeknownst to the gentleman giving her the "lap dance" of her life with his tongue. a few weeks later, the man starts foaming at the mouth, shaking his head furiously spitting the foam in a manner such as....say a mad dog? to complete the procedure one must scream "MAD DOG" in the voice of peewee herman.
Annette gave me the mad dog!!!!

Dude...i didn't wanna say anything, but wipe your mouth man, shits comin out worse than the mad dog.
by Polish Avenger July 24, 2006
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Maddox

The biggest and most successful internet troll in existence.
Examples of Maddox's article titles:

- Going to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass discount card.

- Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to escape her captors.

- A shampoo recommendation for cry-baby pussies (new hate mail).

- My balls are huge.

- The Matrix: Revolutions is boring and shitty.
by Barry Navarro February 19, 2009
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mad dog

1. (noun) A person willing to perform oral sex on a woman during her period.
He is a horny mad dog.
by joedildo November 16, 2005
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