Fort Livingroom

A term describing where active US Army personel go after thier enlistment is over- back home! Living Room is pronounced as one word, so that it sounds almost like the name of the prison.

Burke wasn't stressed because he was headed out to Fort Livingroom in a month.

or

I'm spending my vacation in Fort Livingroom since I'm short on cash.

by leficent March 14, 2009

Clean Living

The opposite of dirty living. A lifestyle choice meaning nothing bad goes in, on or around you.

Dave was about to drink a soda but remembered that wouldn’t be clean living. Put down that freaking soda, Dave!

by vegan4lyfe October 26, 2016

Livingston Street

A street in the shitty town of Tewksbury, MA. Basically? Its this wicked long street that is barely paved. If you go there, you will find about 2478864687 little wigger and preppy kids from the ages of 11-13 who think they're badass. Theres a bunch of shitty baseball fields that are always flooded and a Teen Center that smells like old people. Inside the Teen Center theres a bunch of pool tables and moldy couches. Theres a skatepark that sucks, and is always closed due to vandalism. Nobody goes there cause the Wilmington skatepark is better. Theres also a football field, and from there you can see the helicopter landing pad and horse stables owned by the rich guy who owns the Country Club and likes to fly around in his little helicopter. The only interesting thing on Livingston Street is the haunted house which kicks ass, but is only ope for like 3 weekends in October. In the woods is where all the kids go to get high

Livingston Street sucks. So does Tewksbury

by kellybowersiscoolerthanyou April 25, 2009

Zip lining

A code word for getting far with another person sexually. Extreme zip lining is going all the way.

Matt went zip lining with Allison at the party last night.

by Imeandamnkillerhuuuuuhhh March 26, 2017

Living the Dream

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the pure boredom and bullshit associated with deployments. People who are screwed into being fobbits with combat arms MOS's are usually the first ones to throw this gem at some one who makes the mistake of either asking, "What's going on?" or "How are you doing?".

Random super happy guy walking into a center of operations: "Hey how are you doing?"

Bored fister: "Living the dream asshole. Thanks for rubbing it in."

by Jebus Chris August 1, 2009

living my best life

What a basic white bitch says when she doesn’t want you to know that she’s crying into her pillow over a pint of Halo Top.

“How’re you doing Kendall?”

“Oh, I’m just living my best life!”

by ErikdaRed May 5, 2018

Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.

Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009