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Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.
"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."
by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011
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the librarian

whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.
yeah, i did the librarian with my bitch last night!
by Joe p mar January 5, 2009
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Librarian

A girl who looks who looks hot AF in glasses
Bill: "yo you see that girl a row back wearing the glasses"

John: "I know she's a total librarian"

Bill: "dude"
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Litbrary

When a group of people starts to drink alcohol in the university library.
Person 1: Gabby brought a bottle of rum to our study session in the library.
Person 2: So this is about to turn into a litbrary?
Person 1: Yes it is!
by RumIsLoveRumIsLife October 4, 2016
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Librariatory

Relating to libraries or librarians
There are many librariatory options in your area.
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Operation Medical Libraries

A non-profit organization whose mission is to collect and distribute current medical textbooks and journals to war-torn countries through a partnership with American medical schools, hospitals, and physicians and the United States military.
Operation Medical Libraries will significantly enhance the initial and continuing medical education of healthcare professionals in communities crippled by the lack of materials, with which to teach, learn and provide healthcare of all kind.
by Heather Anne August 8, 2008
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liebrary

A facade of a library containing pointless, useless books that are entirely irrelevant to educational purposes, yet still managing to claim the title library.
Sarah: Hey, I have a paper to write, where's the nearest library?
Mandy: You'll have to go to the University, the one down the street is a liebrary.
by Coolerthanyou. May 5, 2009
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