Lostebing

A being that exists across multiple realities but belongs to none; present yet not fully real. Often used to describe someone who feels emotionally or spiritually detached, as if fading between existence and non-existence.

(Lostebing is an intentional neologism. While inspired by ‘lost being,’ its altered structure reflects the very essence of the word: a fragmented self, not whole, not exact; just like its spelling. Its form is its meaning.)

She wandered like a lostebing, half in this world, half elsewhere.

by SillyGoose.txt June 11, 2025

Listening

I do not need to listen to you stupid fat bald piece of shit and I'm not going to. You should be listening to me and doing what I want. You want to stand on Gulliver's head and talk down to him as though he is not a giant.

Hym "I'm not listening to anyone until I get the entirety of the money and the entirety of the credit. And even then I'm STILL not listening to you because you slowed down the remediation of my situation so you could power trip me into listening to a fat bald piece of shit who is both wrong and less intelligent than myself. If you had taken your own advice... You would not be burying Mikayla Raines. You would not be burying your kids in Uvalde. You would not be burying your Senators. You are the one who should be listening to me. And you are the ones who should be doing what I want. And then when you're done you go back to your lives and do whatever the fuck it is you do in life."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Listening to Korn

To jerk off furiously

Just hanging out and listening to Korn

by nycguy7 August 31, 2025

listening bar

The place where you sit in front of computer whilst using it to listen to music for hours on end, like at an akcual listening bar

After a long week, I turned my room into a listening bar, sitting in front of my computer for hours just vibing to my favorite playlists—who needs a club?

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012