legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!

Count the "legal vote"s

by legal_Alien November 5, 2020

legal seafood

a good restaurant in the short hills mall

lets eat fish at legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018

legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.

Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.

by impartisan September 12, 2012

legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023

Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023