(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".
Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
by G.Nuh April 1, 2007

Faye Laura is sweet, honey toasted of all the Faye like. The most quiet, adorable, lovable spirit out there. She will be charmed to charm you and make you so glad to have a heart because she is possibly best of all gods creation yet.
by y'shua May 7, 2019

Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.
by Seth creswells smegma April 29, 2021

an attention seeking girl who will go to any extent to receive her so needed toxic attention. fakes many mental illnesses.
“dude, have you heard what laura mccabe did?”
“yeah, she made everyone believe she actually needed attention. hah! she doesn’t deserve it.”
“yeah, she made everyone believe she actually needed attention. hah! she doesn’t deserve it.”
by ::charles:: December 30, 2018

by CL13 April 4, 2009

milf af
by x.fallon_gillies.x March 26, 2021

When you're hitting it from behind, and she suddenly stands up in downward dog and smears vag juice on your upper lip... Like a Dirty Sanchez but from her perspective.
by Tick in my head May 24, 2016
