labort

verb. Regret of a decision that you didn't think through all the way.

I thought a 6 movie Kevin Costner marathon would be fun, 8 hours in and I labort it.

by Tofu Katsu December 14, 2011

laboratARGHies!

laboratory:

1. a room, building or institution equipped for scientific research, experimentation or analysis
2. a place where chemicals, drugs or microbes are prepared or manufactured.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

laboratARGHies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about laboratories.

"laboratARGHies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 14, 2013

laborbater

Someone who jerks off at work, or someone who jerks off when they should be working.

I hate working with Joe, he's such a laborbater

by Fyreguy May 20, 2014

labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015

Lamour

Lamour is the name of a leader. Lamour uses his surroundings to help others see where he is coming from. Lamour might be talkative. Lamour is a great friend to have. Lamour is courageous, lamour is kind

Person 1: Have you Guys seen Lamour?
Person 2: Lamour? I haven’t seen him since he last helped my grandmother cut her lawn

by 11-6-14 September 8, 2020

Laborious

Laborious btw this one a joke

Laborious I was laborious

by Mayilorey March 23, 2021

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021