A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.
Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.
Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.
Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 19, 2009
Get the man light mug.Person 1: "Whats that lumpy rash on your face?"
Person 2: "Oh nothing, i just got back from the ER, They said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light."
Person 2: "Oh nothing, i just got back from the ER, They said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light."
by MelanieRawrz January 11, 2010
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Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
by johnnyboyyyy23 January 12, 2010
Get the lazy lights mug.Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
by amy centre April 4, 2011
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also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work
also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work
"that anti-hazing training is such track lighting"
"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"
"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"
by tharane September 14, 2021
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