rhino legs

Thick thighs, not necessarily fat; Often the type of legs of women seen in rap videos. Tight, toned skin not cottage cheese. i.e. A young woman who is 5'6" and weighs approx 140lbs. would potentially have great rhino legs.

I don't like 'dem bony ass chicks, I like a full girl with nice thick rhino legs...sumpin' like Trina.

by AJB007 August 17, 2006

Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel

nice legs you turkey

by don May 31, 2004

supermarket legs

n. Slapper

"Cheap and always open".

Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"

by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

shit legs

The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.

Dude, I took such a long shit this morning that I got shit legs and fell against the wall.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Spaghetti Legging

When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.

Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.

"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"

by TheyWinWeLose May 28, 2017

Puppet legs

While being in a state of merry intoxication, the inability to control one's legs.

Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching August 10, 2010

strawberry legs

Strawberry legs occur when enlarged pores or hair follicles trap dead skin, oil, and bacteria. A person often experiences strawberry legs following shaving. Other skin conditions that can cause strawberry legs include clogged pores, folliculitis, dry skin, and keratosis pilaris.

Person1: my skin is always bumpy after I shave especially on my arms and legs I think I have eczema.
Person2: Wow I think I’ve heard of something like that called strawberry legs and a lot of people get it or can be born with it.
Person1: do you know if it might go away
Person2: it usually fades away with exfoliation, using a sharp razor, or waxing.
Person1: thanks for the information.

by Student1233 December 11, 2019