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Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."
by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018
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ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
by Butter Mike October 11, 2018
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Bitch Lasagna

This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.
"Send me some lasagna nudes"
She's not answering...

"BiTcH LaSaGnA"
by I hate T Series November 19, 2018
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butch lasagna

When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.
Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”
by 100yearstoolatebeech December 3, 2018
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snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.
Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019
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Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
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Bitch Lasagna

1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush

2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
Felix said that T-series is a bitch lasagna!
by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019
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