Kmart realism

A minimalist style of writing often used in short fiction. It usually features depressed middle class working people in bleak settings. The term "Kmart realism" was originally meant to be insulting. Authors include Tao Lin, Chris Killen, Joy Williams, Ann Beattie, Frederick Barthelme, and (to a lesser extent) Sam Pink.

"Sometimes when dolphins went to playgrounds alone they did the monkeybars and went to the swings and on the swings thought, "I hate this stupid world."

They thought, "I hate it."

They cried a little with the wind against their face.

They felt so bad that they went away.

And found Elijah Wood and told Elijah Wood to go with them and Elijah Wood went--because he thought it was a movie. Elijah Wood and other celebrities like Salman Rushdie rode dolphins in rivers. Salman Rushdie felt proud and famous. And the dolphins swam to islands and beat Elijah Wood and the other famous people with heavy branches. They cried when they murdered human beings, and it was terrible.

One dolphin had a battle axe and killed Wong Kar-Wai."

Tao Lin, a writer of "Kmart realism".

by electric organism September 30, 2009

kumaran

the sanscrit definition of the most powerful and full of potential people. Kumaran's are talented and well mannered. Mainly south indian preferably tamil. They are gorgeous people full with many friends. Though they have friends they seem to always get put into drama which they do not want to be in and end up losing someone. Overall Kumaran's are very nice, smart, and awesome people.

Announcer:And the award for ms. universe is.... Ms. Amisha Kumaran

Audience:yess definantlyy she is tall, pretty and full of talent.

by KiranKilovecoffee May 16, 2009

Kimara

A girl that will make you laugh to death and is east to fall in love with

Omg kimara had me dying

by Serenity345 September 23, 2018

Kamara

Kamara is an absolute Chad, Master of the Four Elements, Next God of Destruction, a True King he always manages to make people laugh when he feels like it, he's incredibly stunning, a wonderful gentleman and a selfless being, his only weakness is the fact that many cannot handle his greatness intimidated by his power and supreme intelligence. In conclusion, if you're lucky enough to know one then you should know his worth and treat him with respect.

Person 1: Yo that guy has such an incredible personality!
Person 2: I know right? He's so powerful as well!
Person 1: You know what? I think he's a Kamara!
Person 2: Do you reckon? I wouldn't be surprised.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he likes us, we should treat him with respect!

by Black God of Destruction December 12, 2020

Kmart

1.Cheap or of low quality.
2.Actually bought from a Kmart store.

That Kmart VCR will break in about a week.

by 5'11"Racer January 22, 2007

Kamar

An awesome, raw, beast, and very handsome man. He is generally known for his giant penis and sexy features. Kamar is overall one of the greatest men alive.

You: I wish I was Kamar.
Your Friend: Yeah me too.
Stranger: Shit, we all would like to be Kamar.
Kamar: I know, even I want to be me.

by mah_nigga November 24, 2013

Kamara

Kamara is a thick queen she is the bomb she is my bsf and only mine she is loyal and kind what an iconic queen 👸🏽 She is one of a kind and very talented and thoughtful person also very tough Kamara in love and I hope all of her dreams come true

Everybody:Kamara’s here Okay time to get this party started

by Brookiannaa July 6, 2019