Double Chief Knowledge Officer

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.

Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone

by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 25, 2010

carnal knowledge

An act of sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, not a spouse, who has not attained the age of sixteen years.

My third grade teacher was hot dude... she had sex with me after class one day, which I come to find out qualifies as carnal knowledge.

by Pacitosan September 6, 2007

Knowledge

My college professor defines knowledge as "shit you know."

My college professor defines knowledge as "shit you know."

by Knowing stuff is cool March 20, 2017

drop some knowledge

to receive oral sex or the act of oral sex

josh-so did that chick at the party last night drop some knowledge?

ray-hell yeah! she gave me head on the ride to her place.

by partyliquor08 October 8, 2008

Inner Knowledge

some fucking spiritual hippie ass bullshit. Usually people who think their indie, or hippie use this phrase

"Use your inner knowledge"

by mauahahahahaha January 31, 2009

back-pocket knowledge

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.

Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.

by Dat Dude 1. July 7, 2011

knowledge organization

An organization where the employees sit in front of computers most of the day.

"Hey man, you look pasty and round. Anything wrong?"

"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."

by pastyandround December 12, 2009