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Nigger Knocker

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Any small bat, such as a T-Ball bat or similar device one keeps in their car, or carries on their person for self defense.
Can also be a sturdy stick, a pole, or any device which would serve the same purpose, to whump someone upside the head if needed.
Bro, you sure you want to be driving in this neighborhood?
Don't worry, I got my nigger knocker on the side of the seat here.
by JaxFish April 18, 2023
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Argentinian door knocker

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While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
by paddleB September 1, 2014
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1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009
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fart-knocker

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My boss is a fartknocker.
by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003
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Knocker

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A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person
I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die.
Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up!
Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers
So the smartphone hater is a knocker
by ironicbliss August 6, 2011
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fart-knocker

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A disreputable person with an odious personality.
Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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Hob-knocker

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1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009
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