5 definitions by JaxFish

FUP - Fat Upper Pussy. As women get older, they get that band of fat across their waist, like a built in inner tube, below the belly button, but above the snatch area. That's called a Fat Upper Pussy.
She's not too bad but she's got that Fup going on. I bet there's some bobo cheese under that thing!
I bet that Fup Flap hasn't seen daylight in years!
by JaxFish February 6, 2022
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gay rose is what the homosexual community calls a prolapse. Picture the intestine hanging outside the body turned inside out after the man extracts himself from his fuck buddy. Given its bright pink color / red color and shape, it resembles a rose. While it is absolutely possible to create this with a female partner as well, the slang name is used much more prevalently in the gay community.
Teddy gave me a gay rose after I pulled my meat out of his ass.
by JaxFish February 24, 2021
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A very hard rainstorm that brings a lot of rain in a short amount of time. Unlike a hurricane that covers vast amounts of area, a gullywhumper typically refers to a local thunderstorm that turned severe with the rainfall.
Gullywhumpers typically have heavy flooding and standing water in places that normally are dry or drain very quickly after a storm. ie The 100 Year Flood.
That storm last night was a real Gullywhumper. It rained 6 inches in 2 hours! Bullfrog Creek is still flooding over the road.
by JaxFish September 10, 2018
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rest in peace putz. For when someone does something stupid and gets banned / kicked / nuked from a chat room / forum etc. When something turns out badly for someone being an idiot online.
Oh Jimmy just got banned for spamming
ripp jimmy - (good bye, good riddance) you fucking dumbass
by JaxFish June 14, 2021
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Any small bat, such as a T-Ball bat or similar device one keeps in their car, or carries on their person for self defense.
Can also be a sturdy stick, a pole, or any device which would serve the same purpose, to whump someone upside the head if needed.
Bro, you sure you want to be driving in this neighborhood?
Don't worry, I got my nigger knocker on the side of the seat here.
by JaxFish April 19, 2023
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