in the kitchen

A term used by dope (meth) cooks to let you know that they're cooking without saying so.

I was going to go pick up a couple of grams, but when I called dude said that he was still in the kitchen.

by Bunnyfitch November 25, 2014

ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

what's in the kitchen?

A slang term for what is up?

Yo nigga what's in the kitchen?
Da kitchen is outawack!

by young joc strap August 6, 2007

kitchen

The room where grandma hides her shotgun shells.

Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.

by freedyal May 14, 2005

THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'

when you are struck by the BITCHIN-ness of a kitchen. a sweet kitchen setup.

realtor: and here is the kitchen, it has marble coun...
buyer: THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'!

by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010

Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.

Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.

by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012