Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy. Usually insulting when used towards a person.
“My 6 leg multi just got up
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies
by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021
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kiddies

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"
by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 06, 2020
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Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer
by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022
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kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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Kiddy fiddler

Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 08, 2021
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Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer
This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.
by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022
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The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy
"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"
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