An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.
That's not an arcade: it's a kiddie casino.
I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I lost $60 but he got sparkle slime.
I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I lost $60 but he got sparkle slime.
by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025
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by Urban Explorer October 30, 2021
Get the kiddy giddy mug.A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
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by arethereanyfuckinghandlesleft August 23, 2020
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This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.
by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022
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