Kebabing

1. Verb. The act of attacking someone with a Kebab, usually while drunk.

Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.

by MrJaiger December 10, 2023

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.

Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!

by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010

leeky kebab

vaginal parts being pulled out

wanna go full force leeky kebab style babeyyyyyy

by SwaggyMucPornkins February 7, 2017

Kebab Dab

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.

Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k

by Amanda Panda1 July 1, 2024

Sultan Kebab

A Kebabshop in Seitenstetten Austria which makes the most heavenly Kebab.

I just ate a Kebab from Sultan Kebab and creamed it was so good

by Hoidiii9 February 10, 2025

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022