If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.

That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!

by Harmonicole May 25, 2023

Kebabed

When you are about to loose something and you are pinned in a position (instead of I’m dead meat)

Far out last night I got Kebabed

by Language March 13, 2022

Kebabed

Arab/South Asian equivalent of being blacked

I heard that Zoe went to Dubai and got kebabed by some sheik for a new handbag

by YoMah Mah December 12, 2023

Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 07, 2024

Greasy kebab

A word used by a group to people to call the simp him self Glucose_legend

God that greasy kebab is a real simp

by Twink_Tucker January 07, 2021

Magical Kebab

when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed

I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes

by Hazzaiscoollol December 05, 2008

nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017