Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.

Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"

by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion October 2, 2016

kebab face

Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.

Oi kebab face come here!

by ghettoaf April 10, 2016

nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down

There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.

by rolli61 September 1, 2017

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018

Kebab girl

When someone ghosts you. Then re emerges later usually with a stupid picture. Like a kebab .

"Dude, Jasmine is a total kebab girl! She keeps sending me pics of useless crap."

by Sharktown January 28, 2019