French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022

Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.

Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!

by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010

Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

Kerry's kebab

The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping

Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Kebab

A proper nice food

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"

by Kebabber May 18, 2024