Kaleb

The goat of all time.

My friend is the Kaleb

by plstouchgraz May 6, 2022

Kaleb

Kaleb is an amazing person. He is a very sweet, loving, caring, and VERY sexy guy. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that I have ever seen in my life. The way that he talks is so comforting. The sound of his voice is very soothing. Knows just how to calm someone down and keep them in check. He is also a very protective human being and would do anything to protect his girl. He would do anything for his special someone and that means ANYTHING. He is the best husband that one could ever ask for. He is there for life!

TLDR: sexy, sweet, caring, the best husband ever

Me: Where's Kaleb?
Person: Oh, he's in the other room. I know you guys hate being apart from each other.

by dawhitegayboi September 14, 2022

Kaleb Fowler

A “Kaleb Fowler” is a man who is incredibly kind, very lovable, and, also, perverted. He can’t help but make you smile when you see his. He is “too caring” and “not caring enough.” But in reality he cares a lot, his tone of voice just puts it off. He loves Milk Duds and coffee. And he loves Slime Rancher 2, GTA V online, and talking to his friends. If you ever happen to get a Kaleb Fowler, don’t forget to tell him you love him every day. He’s incredibly special, even the most brutal people love him.
Actual conversation I had about a Kaleb Fowler:

Friend: If you hurt him I’m gonna hurt you.
Me: I love him. I would never hurt him.
Friend: Good.
…
Me: He’s very lovable.
..

Friend: Yeah, he is.
…
Me: I love Kaleb Fowler.

by Nyx Dawn October 1, 2022

Kaleb Fowler

A “Kaleb Fowler” is a man who is incredibly kind, very lovable, and, also, perverted. He can’t help but make you smile when you see his. He is “too caring” and “not caring enough.” But in reality he cares a lot, his tone of voice just puts it off. He loves Milk Duds and coffee. And he loves Slime Rancher 2, GTA V online, and talking to his friends. If you ever happen to get a Kaleb Fowler, don’t forget to tell him you love him every day. He’s incredibly special, even the most brutal people love him.

Actual conversation I had about a Kaleb Fowler:
Friend: If you hurt him I’m gonna hurt you.
Me: I love him. I would never hurt him.
Friend: Good.
…
Me: He’s very lovable.
..

Friend: Yeah, he is.

by Nyx Dawn October 1, 2022

kaleb

a mixture of kale and a bee making it the word kaleb.

joe: “what should we name our child?”
lilli: “how about kaleb b?”
joe “so kaleb!”

by bigaberdaddy January 2, 2022

Kaleb

is the boy you would lose all of your respect for, GIVE UP YOUR MORALS FOR, he can slut you out anyday. Kaleb is smooth, disrespectful in all the ways possible. Will beat you up and the next minute finger you in class. He is also bi, he gets the best of both worlds. THIS MAN IS PACKING, IM TALKIN INCHESSSSSSSSS. Kaleb is probably the most shameless person you’ll ever meet. When he gets close to you it’s like a whole nother side that you never knew. He will hold you, caress you, tease you. Kaleb is the only one you ever allowed to be close to you the way he was, the only one allowed to touch you. Kaleb is the only one you’ve ever cried over. Kaleb is the only one you truly wanted attention from. Kaleb is the one you go to bed thinking about. Kaleb will have you DOWN BAD forreal.

Jalen: Yo you like Kaleb?
Jae: OMG YES, I would do anything for him!
Jalen: Damn J you down bad fa this nigha😂

by CheeseAndCracjers May 23, 2022

kaleb

the best person you will ever meet and i would let him smash at first sight

kaleb is hot

by mikeypoobearpoopoo May 24, 2022