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KFC afterburn

When your anus feels like an erupting vulcano the day after you ate spicy KFC
The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.
by JasonBanaan February 3, 2017
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KFC muncher

a KFC muncher, also known as a nigger, is a black guy who you usually see in KFC. They also go by the terms vine swinger, basketball player or cotton picker. They are usually agressive.
Timmy: see those KFC munchers eating chicken over there.
Bob: I would stay away of them if i were you, they seem dangerous.
by KFCHater911 December 5, 2023
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Chickens for KFC

1. A person who supports a politician, organization, or ideology that contradicts their own beliefs or values, often in an ironic or hypocritical manner.

2. Someone who ironically backs something they once criticized, often in a way that undermines their credibility.
1. "He's a real Chicken for KFC—out here endorsing policies that directly harm his community."

2. "After all that talk about corporate greed, she’s now working for them? Total Chickens for KFC move."
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
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kfc fart

the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.

symptoms include:

dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts
person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*
by kfcfart April 22, 2022
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KFC

Tyrone: Yo this KFC chicken do be gettin me fuckin high fo

Luis: Fo Shizzle my Nizzle
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great
by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019
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