The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
Often used during Bro Rape.
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
by J.// September 30, 2007
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Get the jusy mug.When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
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Get the jous mug.When something so juicy that you're not allowed to use the correct spelling for the phrase. Often used by humans with higher IQ to understand how to abbreviate certain words and upgrade their meaning to a higher power level.
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Get the Joosy mug.Basically, it's like this kidz, you take your dick, kram it in your girl(or guys)ass, then fuck him/her...colen joust!
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