jonny bluntz

A Jonny Bluntz is indescribable . It isnt just a name ... Its a lifestyle. I mean who can wear all white swaggy clothing and full of gold but still get no pussy?

Wow I really like your swag.. Did you copy Jonny Bluntz?

by lowkeyrossetto July 7, 2016

Jonny Pryde

Typically a fuckboy who works at Texas Roadhouse and is known for fighting all his friends and not paying off bets. No one wants to be a jonny pryde

Tony - "hey danny wanna bet $5 on game"

Danny - "yeah as long as you aren't a jonny pryde about it"

by Outback Steakhouse January 31, 2018

top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 8, 2018

Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.

A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!

by Daniel Cameron January 6, 2005

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022