Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

jonah valenti

big ass dick that girls will want

omg jonah valenti is coming

by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019

Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.

Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!

by Gabri December 21, 2019

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019