The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 13, 2018

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

Inbox Jihad

A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.

Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.

by Ghafy November 18, 2020

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 10, 2021

Sneaky Jihad

When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.

“This sneaky jihad took my hat”

by CheekyNandis September 14, 2022

bourgeois jihaderati

Related to the Wokerati but not the Illuminati. Woolly-minded (always) sandal-wearing (occasionally) terrorist-supporting protestors who prefer to engage in group-think rather than confront the reality of the true horrors behind their supported cause, ie Jihad, the main meaning of which for the benefit of the Metropolitan Police is indeed "holy war".

Possibly first used by Giles Coren in The Times on 4 November 2023

at these almost daily demonstrations in London by the bourgeois jihaderati

by AneurinB November 4, 2023

Pukeus Jihadus

Something you do after drinking straight vodka for a weekend bender.

Im about to Pukeus Jihadus in the toilet bro!

by StinkyBaboon November 14, 2023