Tatiana Jewel is a unique person and is a great shoulder to cry on. They are also extraordinary, but they don’t know it yet.
by Lil didle April 02, 2018
by BigDICKDARRRRRRRYN August 16, 2021
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 10, 2023
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019
Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.
Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
by CStid38 January 06, 2018
1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013