Jew Bag

A praise given to a Jew after he/she does something awesome,holy, or sacred.

Ben you are a Jew Bag! Here, let me buy you Night Owl Cookies tonight:)

by SugarShot April 28, 2009

vagina jew

A woman that is being stingy giving up the pussy.

That chick at the club last night was being a vagina Jew.

by Vashardsky May 21, 2017

Movie Jew

Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need an actor whom the audience will immediately recognize as Jewish, but isn't in real life, because, hey, who doesn't like to discriminate where it counts?

Ben Kingsley is the biggest Movie Jew I've ever seen. John Turturro is a close second.

by hipsterjew April 1, 2010

sea jew

An ocean dwelling Jew.

The real problem with sea Jews is they can't be burned.

by Sandyman69 November 2, 2017

jew-fu

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.

Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.

by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004

Bandwidth Jew

A person who is very stingy with the usage of their household's bandwidth.

Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(

Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)

by ewooo October 4, 2011

jew tricks

the shenanigans of Modern day jews to extort money from Normies.

I'm not falling for your jew tricks kyle! - Eric Cartman.

by wakemeup.jpg September 13, 2017