nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism

Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"

by Racist brownies February 04, 2025

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 08, 2023

jello rape-sickle

The Preferred edible instrument of Bill Cosby's serial rape career

Another victim has come forward and claims she fell victim to Bill Cosby's Jello Rape-Sickle

by madatBill November 24, 2014

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy March 31, 2018

cat food jello

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.

Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.

by KittyDaddyCam November 25, 2021

liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.

Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.

by pseudonym not chosen March 10, 2016