Jello

Code word for dick.

If there’s one thing I could say my life is worth, I’d say that at least I’ve eaten enough jello to cure world hunger.

by UnknownPoster June 4, 2018

Befuddling the Jello

A slang term referring to the act of performing fellatio.

Stacy likes befuddling the jello with her boyfriend.

by flyingsioux September 27, 2008

jello

when u. jello biafra

you suck cock? that’s very jello of you.

by catboybiafra May 6, 2020

jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

jello

hot and attractive guy, istg hes so hot and he has big balls

damn jello hot

by not jello September 14, 2021

Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024