Mexican Jizz

A shot of tequila with a squirt of mayonaise

I bought my friend a shot of Mexican Jizz and he threw up all over the bar.

by JuanHernandez63513 October 15, 2009

Jizzalicious

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

jizz off

What happens when a bunch of horny males (most often adolescents but some adults are pretty depraved as well) have a circle jerk (everyone masturbates in a circle). The only difference between this and a circle jerk is that marks are awarded and a prize is given out at the end. Points may be awarded based on distance, volume, odor, endurance, or "oh" face. Prizes may include, but are not limited to, being permitted to have sex with one of the other guy's sisters.

I'm saving it up for the big jizz off this weekend. Pete's sister is so hot and I think I'm going to win

by Harry Nipplesworth March 1, 2011

jizz mopper

A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.

"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.

by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

Dolphin Jizz

Ejaculation of a dolphin. Is known to travel over 20 feet underwater.

I was screwing that dolphin and its dolphin jizz broke my pelvis

by The Spitzzer January 27, 2009

Jizz Cakes

1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.

2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.

1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.

Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes

by Jet_Pilot_666 December 13, 2004

death jizz

1. the occurence of an organism being so sexually aroused it begins to ejaculate a large amount of sperm to the extent that the organism dies. 2. a slang term for a male giving his male or female companion HIV. Closely related to a James Hock.

While masturbating last year my best friend died of death jizz.

Rubert gave Mrs. Robinson death jizz last night.

by madcowworld.com March 12, 2003