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Jakob

Jakob is a sexy red head who had sex with my cousin and broke my heart
Jakob is a bastard
by Big Dick Niggaaaaaa April 29, 2019
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Jakobe

A Guy That is sweet to your face and then turns around and start talking Shit. Most likely a player but won't admit it, can be nice and a gentlemen. Awkward and Cocky. Were's the same clothes over and over again. Lives for being the center of attention, especially if that attention is from girls. Know for have a hard and rough past but gets through it.
Have you see jakobe he cheated on cora, but he seems like such a nice guy.
by Cxurtnhoox July 28, 2018
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Jackoffasour

A weird duck billed creature with webbed feet from the television show South Park.
The jackoffasour escaped from his cage.
by puredude3 May 19, 2007
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Apple jackoff

1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.

2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.

3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of IOS because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff

2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff

3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
by theandroiddroid July 19, 2011
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Jakob

That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school
Oh no, what is Jakob reaching for!

Jakob please don’t pull it.
by Big Spicy Meatball May 28, 2018
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Jakob

Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
Jakob is a jackass.
by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018
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jackoffasaur

One of those stupid little creature that go thwooop on south park
That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid
by Dan November 5, 2003
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