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poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.
WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!
by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015
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Jager Pong

Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.
When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
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jakerrah

Jakerrah usually mean a very smart,beatiful,brave girl who has a huge imagin . She can be a very great person but can also have a very smart mouth. She can attitude with you or be happy. Also means a very attractive girl and can make lots of friends.
Jakerrah is so beautiful .
by Jbay2010 April 12, 2016
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Jagerweiser

When your drunk and think you're dropping your shot of Jagermeister into a cup of Redbull for a Jagerbomb but instead you drop it into your cup of Budweiser
Being the Redbull and Budweiser were the same color in two red cups, I thought I dropped my Jagermeister shot into the Redbull, when in fact it was Budweiser, creating Jagerweiser.
by iLL Philosophist August 6, 2010
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Jägerboat

The act of pouring a shot of Jägermeister over a girls breasts before placing your face inbetween said breasts, turning your head side-to-side and going "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR".
Dude: I heard you did Jägerboats last night!?
Bro: Yeah, I poured my shot of Jäger on her tits and motorboated the shit outta her.
by Brosiah Dudeguy October 20, 2010
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jackerbating

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again
by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011
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