Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea

"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"

by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019

Jake

Jake is pretty fat tbh

‘Look at Jake, he’s pretty fat isn’t he’

by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019

Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz

jake jayingee jacob

by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020

jake

A person could be a boy that is short but has balls of steel

Jake is a balls

by yurbfyryufhruibhrbyfrhfuhrui November 4, 2022

jake

very cool skater boy

how that jake is well cool at life

by the main skater boi October 11, 2020

Jake

Jake a sweet boy with a devilish and determined dark side. He’s hot and dark but is truly wanting love and someone to hold. Find a Jake and hold on to him he may be distant at first but you’ve found keeper.

Damn I just love Jake.

by Rockstar864222 June 11, 2018

Jake

Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.

M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by eye contact is key May 28, 2019