JAG

Jag
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)

To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:

Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.

Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.

See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.

"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”

by Fifi- les- booboo June 23, 2025

Nicotine Jag

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.

Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo

by cummanthecumbasedman August 17, 2021

Jags

A school full of rats

Jags is a trash school

by vinniehackerwahoo October 11, 2021

schrader jag

A man of Mexican descent with a very low immune system and is commonly untrustworthy.

Mate 1: where’s Jeremy ?

Mate 2: That weak bitch is sick again!

Mate 1: what a schrader jag !

by cptnckhd November 15, 2018

On Jag

When you’re too serious to use on jah or you’re absolutely not cappin

I slept with your mom like on jag

by Onjagboiiii March 26, 2020

JAGS

JAGS is an abbreviation that me and a friend came up with when she spelled "haha" wrong, then we made it into Just A Good Saying, and it better take the internet by storm right NOW.

your friend: Where did you come up with that saying???

you: idk it's jags

or

Freind: *makes a joke*

You: lol jags

by Taytertot-like-a-boss March 17, 2019

Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021