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Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run
Jordan by eijia May 10, 2019
jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
jordan by castlering May 25, 2019
An evil man who hurts you
Jordan is a gay tard that hurt me bad
Jordan by PlabNenns June 11, 2019
99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
Jordan by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019
A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack
Jordan by Farlayy July 19, 2019
A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.
“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart
“What? I thought he’d love you forever
Jordan by Idek.idk July 25, 2019