zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

pulling a joy

Making someone laugh to a point that makes them snort like crazy

people keep pulling a joy on me that I snort like crazy

by Jennifer chaluoh November 27, 2016

Pure Joy

The unshakable confidence that nothing can break you

His Pure Joy changed the world

by PJ Mckracken January 16, 2022

Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

joy explosion

Slang term for ejaculation or orgasm.

The sound of the couples' simultaneous joy explosions woke everyone in the neighboring motel rooms.

by kerouac_komplex March 28, 2011

The Joy Behar

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

Joy Dropping

A solo sex act where a male heats his scrotum with a hair dryer or similar impliment followed by "dropping" in a bowl of ice water to introduce rapid temperature change. This results in the testicles shrinking (shrinkage) and if done properly, a "hands free" ejaculation/masturbation.

Dude! My roomate was trying Joy Dropping and burned his nuts with the hair dryer! That idiot needs a real girlfriend...

by WankDoctor August 14, 2011