Sticky Monday

The act of using corn syrup as lube during anal or vaginal intercourse. Typically the best way to start off the work week, and should be done preferably on Mondays only. However, any day of the week will suffice.
Ely had such a bad weekend that when he woke up to begin his week, he gave his girl a sticky monday.
by James Cayman August 04, 2009
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1pm on a Monday

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.
by Itellthetruthpeeps September 05, 2019
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Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery
*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time
by Jeramuse December 11, 2021
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Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
by Srslywtf December 11, 2014
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Wine Monday

The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
by sharkattacks December 30, 2013
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Superdull Monday

The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"

"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."

"Why the long face?"

"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
by Trojan2980 January 14, 2010
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muffin monday

When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
by MuffinMonday412 December 06, 2016
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