To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.
You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.
by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. To fool or to deceive someone
The act of making up lies
To takeover someone else's property and claim it to be yours
The act of making up lies
To takeover someone else's property and claim it to be yours
You've been Israeled!
The media lied daily and provided a false picture. The viewers had been Israeled.
The media lied daily and provided a false picture. The viewers had been Israeled.
by LaurenceArabia November 15, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!
I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.
by derw00d January 26, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Israel is the only colonialism recorded in world history in which the coloniser not only takes the land but also steals the history of the original people. This is particularity due to the fact that this coloniser does not come from a people as in classical colonialism but from a European political movement (zionism) that seeks to transform itself into a people.
In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.
Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.
In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.
In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.
Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.
In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.
Colonialism in israel is a slow but sure card to wipe out the Palestinian Semitic people and zionism seeks to snatch away and expel from history, the heritage and contribution of the Palestinian people, these are methods of extermination.
Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.
Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.
by genderfluid yid June 3, 2025
Get the Israelmug. 
Get the Israelmug. An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
Get the Israelitismug.