Internet

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You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.
by Wolfgang Harvey May 04, 2017
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internet

A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 16, 2014
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A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.
I was an Internet user once...
by maybe i am a fish January 29, 2016
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Internet

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games
When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.
by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
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Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!
by natalia o June 01, 2018
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Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.
Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.
by breakboy72 July 15, 2018
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internets

A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.
by Andrew Apocalypse October 20, 2005
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