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premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
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yeast infection

Gypsy says 'I have such a bad yeast infection'.
Kate says 'Eww Gypsy thats gross'
Gysy says 'Hey does anybody want sandwiches? I just made some with my yeast infection.'
by kate & gypsy April 21, 2007
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ketchup injection

When you only have one hand available cause you are driving or something and you strategically place French fries in your mouth and open the ketchup packet and squirt a bit into your mouth and eat, Hench the ketchup injection.
I was driving and couldnt squirt kechup on my fries so I resorted to the old stand by of a ketchup injection.
by Rainbolt September 1, 2009
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tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off
His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off
by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011
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tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.
I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.
by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.
1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?
by Mondongina February 24, 2011
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Infection

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.
by taliasunshine March 5, 2011
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