Encyclopedia of social ineptness

That long, awkward text that includes about 300 unnecessary words.

The original encyclopedia of social ineptness: A movie or something? Something like that. Sorry I feel like I'm being pushy haha I probably shoulda slept on the question. It's cool if you want to ignore it.

by Alliwag February 21, 2011

independent black woman

One who don't need no man.

Bob: did you see that independent black woman?

Tim: yeah.

Bob: she don't need no man.

by Skittles21 May 30, 2014

the independence school

school in delaware where all the seventh copy off the 8th graders where they give behaviorals out in the beginging of school for blowing your nose out of turn or throwing foam frisbee(aka and bareh) at somebody

go there and you shall see and witness these stange events

by jeremy freelance May 13, 2005

Independent Order of Odd fellows (I.O.O.F)

Started in England around 1748 and established in the United States on April 26, 1819, the Independent Order of Odd Fellows is now a worldwide altruistic and benevolent fraternity and sorority dedicated to improving and elevating the character of humankind by imparting the principles of friendship, love, and truth.

Today, the I.O.O.F spread throughout the USA and most of the rest of the world, establishing lodges in:Canada, Australia, Netherlands, Cuba, New Zealand, Austria, Finland, Dominican Republic, Belgium, Germany, Mexico, Denmark, Iceland, Germany, Puerto Rico, Chile, Czechia, Norway, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland, and Philippines.

Since 1819, the I.O.O.F has claimed more than 10 million members from all walks of life.

Notable members of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows (I.O.O.F) are: Schuyler Colfax, U.S. Vice President (1869 – 1873, Ulysses S. Grant, 18th U.S. President (1869 – 1877), General-in-Chief of the Union’s forces in the American Civil War, Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th U.S. President (1877 – 1881), William Jennings Bryan, the “Great Commoner”, Secretary of State (1913 – 1915), William McKinley, 25th U.S. President (1897 – 1901)
Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd U.S. President (1933 – 1945)
Warren G. Harding, 29th U.S. President (1921 – 1923)
Earl Warren, U.S. Chief Justice (1953 – 1969), Governor of California (1943 – 1953), Head of the Warren Commission, Charlie Chaplin, famous comedian and actor, William Marsh Rice, founder of Rice University and
Jesse James, the "Robin Hood of America", a legendary figure of the wild west.

by Oldest fraternities September 16, 2009

indestructible

unable to be broken

"That ipod was not indestructible because Jael broke it."
"Jael broke her 'indestructible' ipod."
"Jael should be one of those people who tests products for destructibility. She'd bring a new meaning to the word 'indestructible.'"
"Jael, who smells like Kenzo Amour, almost broke a plate while swag surfin'."

"Jael, you can't microwave metal. Our microwave isn't indestructible."
"Jael, our love for you is indestructible."

by marflorel May 17, 2010

mentally inept

The smart way of saying mentally retarded, defective, special, etc.

Garrison: Obama is a pretty good president!
Harrison: You're mentally inept

by Faggotboywithsmalldick September 6, 2016

Scottish Independence

A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.

Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?

Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.

by Junk Junk August 26, 2009