My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.
by Paint Stripper May 23, 2013
When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.
by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021
Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.
*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"
*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"
by yung lemon February 15, 2016
An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
by Raven3113 April 19, 2009
The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove
While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.
by BoyBloo June 23, 2014
A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.
That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.
A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.
A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.
by GW Thrilla April 10, 2009