Barn Key

A bottle of viagra kept in the nightstand to ensure success in the bedroom.

"Honey, thanks for the diamond earrings. Looks like were gonna need the Barn Key tonight."

by BabyGurl August 6, 2012

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Bluegrass Barn

A place to go and enjoy the sight of skanks, whores, and other beast telling stories about one of their baby's daddy's trailor blowing away in a tornado. Random outbreaks of verbal violence can be expected from Koe.

Welcome to the Bluegrass Barn! Where we put the FU back in Fun.

by Michael Hayes July 24, 2008

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barn cat

Calling someone a barn cat is a nicer way to say she's a ho with a dirty, diseased pussy.

That old skank struts around like she's a cougar, but she's just a barn cat. You can smell it from here.

by pumapower June 15, 2011

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Barn Baby

A person who was born on a bail of hay in a barn.

You think you were born in a hospital, but no you were born in the barn you barn baby.

by Barnbaby72 April 15, 2021

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barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

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Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023

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