When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.
I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.
by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:
appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun
The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun
The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023
Get the Israelingmug. 
A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
Get the israelmug. by bid13 July 9, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Jon was Israeled for saying Trump didn’t win the 2020 election.
Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing
Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing
by SkepticOptimist January 18, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. To fool or to deceive someone
The act of making up lies
To takeover someone else's property and claim it to be yours
The act of making up lies
To takeover someone else's property and claim it to be yours
You've been Israeled!
The media lied daily and provided a false picture. The viewers had been Israeled.
The media lied daily and provided a false picture. The viewers had been Israeled.
by LaurenceArabia November 15, 2023
Get the Israeledmug.