Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.
by pages2type April 6, 2010
Get the ipaddict mug.A diesese contracted mainly by Cocomelon kids or people constantly playing iPad kids games. Btw if you’ve caught iPadkinitis you will develop a peanut butter rash around your face and have the urge to play a recorder sadly in your crusty musty room.
Ur Mom: “Oh, yeah, _______ has iPadkinitis. Lots of recorder playing.“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
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someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.
Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!
by McNobbs November 24, 2010
Get the Ipadsturbating mug.one who uses the Apple iPad at least twice a day and downloads apps, both free and paid ones like there's no tomorrow. these people will often complain when people leave smudges on the iPad screen and will also complain when they're away from the device.
Man 1: Dude, can I play Plants vs. Zombies on your iPad?
Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!
Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!
Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
by wpk914 July 8, 2010
Get the ipaddict mug.A person who touches their ipad first thing after they wake up and last thing before they go to sleep. What denotes an ipaddict is their unwillingness to share their geeky electronic device with friends or family. This possesive behavior can be due to a fear that the device will be harmed or simple separation anxiety.
Friend: "Wow, that thing looks cool - can I play with it for a little while?"
Ipaddict: "No, its mine and I don't want anyone else touching it."
Ipaddict: "No, its mine and I don't want anyone else touching it."
by Chase1234 October 14, 2010
Get the ipaddict mug.A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device. Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly susceptible.
Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past 226 tweets were about the iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all the apps he'd downloaded.
by zealophile April 9, 2010
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