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Instaguru

An instaguru is an instant-guru, someone who lacks the expertise to succeed in a given profession, so instead they give the appearance of success through social media (including Instagram) and build a career in coaching and training others to succeed in the field they could never succeed in.

It's a bit like instamash, but with instamash potato you just need to add hot water, and with an instaguru you just need hot air.

It sounds off because it is. Their victims end up paying for courses that send them in all the wrong directions, because, after all, it's a bit hard to teach someone how to do something you can't do yourself. They are also known for engaging in other dubious behaviour, such as dodging taxes, helping themselves to any funds they acquire access to, or paying 'colleagues' late or not at all when outsourcing.

Instagurus have been known to exhibit multiple narcissistic traits in many cases, appearing to convince themselves and the world they are doing good until they eventually get too greedy and risk exposure. They will exhibit narcissistic rage and in many cases seek to actively discredit and destroy anyone who tries to lift the lid on their scam or expose their incompetence.

Instagurus are rampant in a number of industries, particularly freelance professions, including online marketing, copywriting, translation, and design.
"I can't stand instagurus. I wish they'd work on their skills before ripping off their peers!"

"Just saw Jonnie is offering a course on how to win direct clients, except he's yet to win any himself - what an instaguru."

"There are so many instagurus out there, ripping off newbies. Talentless vampires."
by absolutelydiabolical November 1, 2017
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Instaroll

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.
"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."
by mirk4 November 9, 2009
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Instigmatism

Instigmatism - a condition where a person who is an instigator (A person who intentionally starts something, especially one that starts trouble.) can't see that propensity in themselves.
Linda loves to cause trouble, but blames others for doing it -she's the poster child for instigmatism.
by TVStevie November 12, 2009
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Instalol

Something that is instantly laughed at without any absorption time necessary.
Watching that kid drop his entire lunch while going down the staircase was such an instalol that I dropped mine as well.
by Vlio December 14, 2010
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Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.
Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!
by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013
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Instaflirting

When two people go back and forth liking one another's photos flirtaciously eventually causing one to DM the other
Who is the @*******

I don't know why?
Because every time I like one of her photos, she likes one of mine.
She is instaflirting with you, you should message her
by Hink68PMMF September 9, 2016
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instaslutty

adjective for a place that is created for the purpose of existing on or becoming famous from people's Instagram posts. Is often found in the background of selfies under the guise of being artsy, alternative, or cool, when it is in fact an advertisement for itself or for a company.
"No, don't bother going to the Boba Room or 29Rooms. Those places are only instaslutty."
by gemsun September 14, 2017
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