Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016

Hyper farming

Mass production of individual resources by group of individuals to benefit the whole of the group

I use hyper farming so I don't get tile hit

by GOB5855 June 15, 2016

hyper replication

someone pays a guy to design a killer tattoo, then they take it to a tattooer to be replicated. The tattooer posts the pic of the tattoo on social media. Someone then draws that tattoo (but smaller) then takes it to the same tattooer to be done again only smaller and upside down...now it has been 'hyper replicated'.

My new tattoo is a {hyper replication} of a tattoo that I saw on social media.

by LadyFuckery January 21, 2018

Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018

balls-hyper

When a person becomes particularly hyper off of something seemingly innocent, such as sweet tea or a cigarette.

Damn, John is balls-hyper from just one cigarette. Calm down, dumbass.

by broken skeleton August 30, 2012

Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity

For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.

by A-SGG January 8, 2012

Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.

"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."

by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011