corporate hyena

An employee whose aim is to climb up the corporate ladder by any means other than merit, including backstabbing, ass-licking, being a yes man, drastically changing opinion to suit circumstances, gossiping, bitching, corridor-talking, spreading lies, pitting colleagues against each other, spying and reporting on colleagues, etc.

Jack always sucks-up to his boss no matter what stupid ideas his boss comes up with, hoping to have an increase, what a corporate hyena!

Tom reports colleagues on any triviality so as to show he really cares for the company, hoping he will be the one to be promoted, what a corporate hyena!

by salis010 November 26, 2015

Oral Hygiene Bro

A user of 4chan's /a/ board, who, starting October 2010, started writing a story where he was inspired to brush his little sister's teeth after watching Nisemonogatari's infamous toothbrush scene. Eventually, it got to the point that they married and had a child together. He kept posting for about 3 years, until August 2013, when he was never heard from again. Nobody knows if the story is real, but nobody can prove that it's false either.

Aidan: "yo have you heard of that one Oral Hygiene Bro who fucked his sister"
Bob: "Yeah that's some messed up shit"

by genericmiatafanboy March 2, 2021

Hypersensitivity

Sensitivity to such an extreme degree that it leads to hypocrisy.

Practicing hypersensitivity, the host of the Columbia comedy show kicked off the comedian for telling a joke about being black and gay. The host just knew that the joke would offend all blacks and gays. However, all of the black and gay people at the show were laughing hysterically at the comedian's joke.

by dhun July 6, 2020

Hypmosis

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best casting director of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Hypmosis, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

Hypochondriac

Hypochondriac refers to the person suffering from Hypochondria. This is often not understood and can be refereed to as 'someone who moans a lot about everything that is wrong with them.' it can also be assumed that it is someone who is always ill. A Hypochondriac is actually someone with a phobia of being ill. They are often terrified that they or a loved one will develop and thus die from a serious condition. It can be dealt with using Cognitive Behavior Therapy etc. Many people with the condition recover fully if they receive appropriate counseling. If you think you know someone who is a hypochondriac deal with the situation sympathetically, it can be just as bad as a fear of drowning. Try to encourage the person to seek help from a therapist to help them deal with their fears.

Hypochondriac refers to the person who has the phobia Hypochondria. It is a fear, just like the fear of spiders or drowning.

by misstash007 March 19, 2015

Hyungwon

A singer, dancer, model, dj, AN INTERNATIONAL MEME

Monbebe: do you know the guy who sips tea?
Non-kpopper: yes, i've seen the meme but i don't know his name
Monbebe: he is chae hyungwon, stan monsta x for more memes

by I love monsta x June 4, 2018

Hypofritz

A name for a hypocritical news outlet that makes up stories to get more views

Wow, have you seen the Wall Street Journal recently? They're being a bunch of hypofritz.

by bblocher98 February 24, 2017